why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven