no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
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i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
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New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
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I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny