I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
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you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
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i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...