U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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