And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
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just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
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Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We got so high we made milksteak
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.