I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
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New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now