I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco