Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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