I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
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Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.