Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Christians are straight up FREAKS
I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
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Im at strip club and am horny
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
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You really coming over, don't trick.
So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
You made me cry and you don't even care
Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with