it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
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and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
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If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
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i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
it wasn't lemon gatorade