Having a random hookup so left but love u
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I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
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Can i not drive my cunt home
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
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I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I want leopard sheets
thats the plan
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby