i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
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Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...