oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.