i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.