I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore