How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine