its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.