Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...