You're like the curious george of whores
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool