WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
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She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.