She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.