I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.