Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too