Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.