OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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how does that bad decision feel?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form