How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.