You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
be there in ten.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.