So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.