The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful