i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.