Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
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I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.