Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door