FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge