its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France