I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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