You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
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there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
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I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.