She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.