She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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