Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.