I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
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Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.