We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was