I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.