Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
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My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch