there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.