um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese