How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.