I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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