Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style