Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
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My breasts were aching with rage.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.