I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
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I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
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You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
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A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?