It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
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Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
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That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.