I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
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I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
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Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?