But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea