Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Send us your Text From Last Night!
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Help. Why am I so naked?
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Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...