You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god