I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.